Total Medals Earned: 51 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 885 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (25/520 points)
Aquire a D20 and roll a 20 on it.
Reach the church and defeat Ankou.
Defeat Ankou without using defensive weapons.
Finish the first map without losing any health.
Deal 50 or more damage with a single blow.
Reach the church with only the shovel & the coffin shield
Own 10 coins in a single run.
Have 10 bones in your tray at the same time.
Trigger the critical on the same weapon 3 times in a single turn
Submit a daily score in the top 30.
Have 15 objects on the board without failing.
Kill Ankou before the Black Stags.
Kill Ankou without taking any extra dice.
Kill Ankou with the Blood Blade.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/14 (165/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/230 points)
You got your first critical hit! that's so cool!
Man, you are one bad boyfriend
Damn dude, that's rough
You gaved old man sal 100 bucks! That's... kinda nice
WeLp, ThErE gOeS mY hEaRiNg AiD
AAAA I CAN SEE THE LIGHT (literally)
Boi, how the heck did you even get this
Bruh
Man those pits sure are deadly amr?
Damn i'm impressed you've beaten THAT difficulty
GAWD DAMN, I'M SPEECHLESS
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
make it to the end of level 1
change a setting
make it to the end of level 2
make it to the end of level 3
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 50,000P
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 9/22 (70/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows